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Life is so hard when your best friend is a 9.5/10 and you’re a strong 4 with the right filter and lighting

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Yes mother I have slept for thirteen hours straight but Jesus slept for three days straight and started a religion so I don’t wanna hear it

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Stab wound? You mean extra pocket.

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i use the word fuck so excessively i sometimes forget it’s a swear word

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sodamnrelatable:

take a moment to realize you have never seen your face in person, just reflections and pictures

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some scientists agree that if you saw a clone of yourself, you wouldn’t recognise it as you, because our idea of what we look like is so different from what we actually look like

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