why do guys think girls wear makeup for them do u honestly think i spent $20 on a blush to make ur dick hard calm down
Life is so hard when your best friend is a 9.5/10 and you’re a strong 4 with the right filter and lighting
Yes mother I have slept for thirteen hours straight but Jesus slept for three days straight and started a religion so I don’t wanna hear it
Stab wound? You mean extra pocket.
nobody on this website should be allowed outside i swear to god
i use the word fuck so excessively i sometimes forget it’s a swear word
take a moment to realize you have never seen your face in person, just reflections and pictures
some scientists agree that if you saw a clone of yourself, you wouldn’t recognise it as you, because our idea of what we look like is so different from what we actually look like
This gave me anxiety
how many followers do I need until I get random anons asking me how my day was?